I hate teenagers

 Talking to teenagers is like getting whiplash and then you are thrown into a tornado for a few spins and then after you land they tell you their whole life story and when you try and offer advice to their problems they just say 'bruh' and ignore you.

This weekend comes right out of a fever dream. I am now beefing with this guy named Gabriel (teenager, probably) over the school email system. Over what?, you may be wondering... he is my peer notetaker who is ghosting me. The most recent email I sent him said: Just tell me if you dropped the class. And still, after DAYS, no reply so I am confused in that class. 

Currently at Starbucks. I had the most socially awkward conversation with the barista who took my order. I tend to play dumb in coffee shops and ask for recommendations and such. I said that I have never been here [as in this location] and when she said 'oh', I had to clarify that I, in fact, have been to Starbucks before. I told my cousin (13F) that I am going to be super jittery this afternoon and wonder why, even though the answer is that I have had two coffees already... I just had one of those moments [facepalm emoji]. 

I also told the barista (teenager) that my little sister was at dance and that is why I am at a new Starbucks (I DON'T HAVE A SISTER). She asked me what I am doing [at uOttawa, was implied] and I was SO confused by that for some reason. I said, like for what? She meant what program I was doing. So when I said biophysics, she went 'oh she smart.' Which must be ironic or something given that I am acting like it's my first day on earth. 

Yesterday, all I did was play the sims. This is not an ad for sims (although it is free to download and play with base game). And then in the evening, me and my dad watched the Joe Rogan interview with Donald Trump which was a whopping three hours long. There were some gems in there, for sure. I do not remember any of them. I drank some wine also. Sims update coming in a separate blog post... I am going to try to figure out how to include photos.

Another person I am currently beefing with is my cousin Sophia (24F). Last week she did my weekly crossword and then took it home with her. So naturally, I went to nonna's early to do it first. I started ALL of them. So suck it sophia I WIN this week. SO last week I sent her a message saying to return my newspaper or there will be consequences (what are those consequences? That is between me, Sophia and God).