kyle NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[major spoilers for last night's survivor ahead, venture forth with caution]
[this is an unpaid promotion for Survivor ... if CBS sponsored this blog, I would use that as leverage to be put on After Midnight and then I would never be the same]
WHO HELD ME AT GUNPOINT YESTERDAY AFTERNOON AND SAID 'wow, it would be a great idea to name drop Kyle from survivor 47, since you always talk about hating people named Kyle, but you don't hate him.'
They could never make me hate you, Kyle. All you did was be a vegetarian and eat chicken wings because you were starving and talk about Shania. It was not his time to go. He was just a guy for real.
In other Kyle news, I hate everyone else named Kyle, so much that it has become a derogatory term that me and Clara L use.
IN sims news, Michael's wife, Lilith has now become old and will soon swim with the fishes in sim-heaven. The plan for him is to marry a much younger, beautiful sim who matches his freak (a little emo, into clown makeup), they will have a little baby who will be the heir to the next generation. And then Michael will die from too much woohoo before the baby is born.
Elise and Heidi have become teenagers and they still hate each other. Here are the plans for this new generation: Elise will marry her high school sweetheart, be Prom Royalty and move out of the house first. Heidi will be a hacker and stay in the house a little longer (I want the hacker money). Ronny is still in her goth era, and when she becomes an adult, she will remain goth (because this whole family has an aesthetic, and I will stand by it) and become an astronaut. She will die in the family house. Oyster is just chilling, she is a vampire who has no business doing anything except nurturing her gamer career and sleeping in a coffin (she dropped out of high school on day one).
Yesterday in German class, I took a stalker photo of one of my class characters because he is kind of giving my favorite professor (Eric) but during his undergrad (during his Western nurse era) – Clara L agreed, so real. It reminds me of a time where I played sims in 2022 and made Eric, and forged his graduation pictures and cheated so he would have a degree, and then I made him work as a professor for many years, and have a bunch of children, including one with the neighbour's son (who was one of my classmates in the class Eric taught – let's call him Alex), who I named after the ghost that lived in my house (Siggy). And then I made myself in the sims and also had a kid with Alex, and four with Eric. And then one of my kids also had a kid with Alex.
There was a short period where Veronica and Eric were divorced, so Veronica quit her job as a paralegal and did a brief stint in the villain career (this is while Eric was pregnant with Alex's baby). They ended up getting back together because they were endgame. And then I kept using cheats to make Veronica immortal, and she lived for 6 for generations before she met her untimely demise of being crushed by a meteorite.
While she lay there, dying, Agnes Crumplebottom (her long time enemy) came over and was laughing at her corpse. It made me think of the old days of Veronica when she would go on dates and use the freeze-ray to shoot people who were talking to her date. She also used the freeze ray on her son, Kronk, who's skin colour somehow changed one day.
And then the infant update came out, and my measly computer could no longer run the game. Rest in peace to this beautiful save file.
If you are still here, congratulations! There will be a test one day, so I am happy that you are studying.
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